Paula Aitchison of Gospel Oak has joined a
growing coterie of London Mums who have started tailing their teenage daughters
to nightclubs and wine bars around London. Avers Paula: ‘I just can't handle
the tension when Candy goes out at night. I don't know what creeps she might
meet or when she'll get home. It's better if I just trail around behind and
keep her in sight. I mean there are all manner of predators out there.’ The
mothers are finding it can be loads of fun changing identities. It's a way of
getting in touch with their inner thespians as well as a chance to hang out in
some of London's liveliest hotspots. Paula has accumulated a variety of
disguises from shops like Only Fools and Peacocks in Stoke Newington. ‘You will
be amazed how much you can transform your identity completely with a wig, a
prosthetic nose and glasses. Even I don't recognise myself in the mirror before
I go out. One night at Boujis in South Ken I got this close to Candy without
her even realising it was me.’ She indicates a distance of a couple of feet
with her hands. Sometimes Paula uses an architect’s costume, especially for
early evening wine bars. ‘A clipboard and construction hat completely alter my
image. And I’ve met charming men in some of these places.’ Paula and other
mothers rely on Uber to stay on the move. As soon as they see their daughters
getting ready to leave, they summon a car and are quickly in place to tail them
to their next venue. Paula's husband Mike is not sure how he feels about
Paula's night-time antics. He's thinking of contacting a security company to
find out about installing bugs and tracking devices on both Paula's and Candy's
clothing. ‘Then I don't have to charge around or worry about a thing. I can just
track them both all over town and go down the pub with my mates.’Friday, 2 September 2016
Mothers tail teenage daughters at night to protect them from predators
Paula Aitchison of Gospel Oak has joined a
growing coterie of London Mums who have started tailing their teenage daughters
to nightclubs and wine bars around London. Avers Paula: ‘I just can't handle
the tension when Candy goes out at night. I don't know what creeps she might
meet or when she'll get home. It's better if I just trail around behind and
keep her in sight. I mean there are all manner of predators out there.’ The
mothers are finding it can be loads of fun changing identities. It's a way of
getting in touch with their inner thespians as well as a chance to hang out in
some of London's liveliest hotspots. Paula has accumulated a variety of
disguises from shops like Only Fools and Peacocks in Stoke Newington. ‘You will
be amazed how much you can transform your identity completely with a wig, a
prosthetic nose and glasses. Even I don't recognise myself in the mirror before
I go out. One night at Boujis in South Ken I got this close to Candy without
her even realising it was me.’ She indicates a distance of a couple of feet
with her hands. Sometimes Paula uses an architect’s costume, especially for
early evening wine bars. ‘A clipboard and construction hat completely alter my
image. And I’ve met charming men in some of these places.’ Paula and other
mothers rely on Uber to stay on the move. As soon as they see their daughters
getting ready to leave, they summon a car and are quickly in place to tail them
to their next venue. Paula's husband Mike is not sure how he feels about
Paula's night-time antics. He's thinking of contacting a security company to
find out about installing bugs and tracking devices on both Paula's and Candy's
clothing. ‘Then I don't have to charge around or worry about a thing. I can just
track them both all over town and go down the pub with my mates.’
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