Global heads have had it up to here

Global Investors, the global financial service company with 73 offices globally has recently appointed John Global as Global's global head of global globalisation. Avers Global, 'Global has decided to push its global reach to another level, to effectively embrace the entire globe, no longer restricting itself only to those parts of the globe Global currently finds itself in.' Global's global ambitions have been restricted over the past two years because of a plagiarism case involving one of its previous global heads of global globalisation. Global globalisation head, Gehad al-Haddad, had been falsely accused of plagiarising part of his master’s thesis on globalisation through Global University, Missouri in a dispute with Brad Hadd, an employee of global rival, Global Assets. In the thesis, Brad Hadd, while Gehad al-Haddad had had 'had had', had had 'had’; 'had had' had had Haddad had up incorrectly for plagiarism. The case had dragged on through several courts globally, involving a series of global lawyers, mainly from global law firm, Global Partners. William Globe, Global Partners’ global head of global litigation, in an interview with the Boston Globe said, ‘There was a collective global sigh of relief on the part of all the global players that Haddad and Hadd had agreed to set aside their ‘had had, had had’ dispute. Globe Partners which started life in Globe, Arizona now has offices all around the globe including its new London HQ near Shakespeare's Globe Theatre. Out-reaching all of these global behemoths is Musk Intergalactic Autos, a joint venture established to build autonomous vehicles on Mars. Musk has recently appointed Dr Gil Galactic as his intergalactic head of galactic research to probe opportunities to expand elsewhere in the galaxy.