Trump shocked to find Hillary already in Oval Office on his first day at work

When Donald Trump stepped into the White House Oval Office the day after his inauguration as 45th president of the USA, he was surprised to find Hillary Clinton already sitting at the desk. Clinton had decided to take up her post after she realised that the election results were rigged and sections of the media had deliberately created the fiction that Trump had won. 'I knew I'd won the election', said Clinton. ‘I spoke to hundreds of people around the USA in the weeks after the vote and most of them confirmed that they'd voted for me. Donald Trump's media lackeys, led by Fox News, thought that by trumpeting out his victory claim they could somehow deprive the American people of the true winner.’ Even White House staff knew that Clinton was really the new president, which is why they let her in on 21 January, once Barack Obama had finally departed for his vacation at Palm Springs. Said Paulo Ortiz, Chief Usher at the White House, 'Hillary came knocking at the door and I just let her in. It was a no-brainer. Trump was a bit slow in arriving that morning, obviously thinking he could just cruise in anytime he wanted.' When Trump saw Clinton, she was already on a three-way teleconference with Angela Merkel and Theresa May, her counterparts across the Atlantic, discussing a strategy for raising the status of women and other stuff. Pokemon Go fanatic and prime minister of Norway, Erna Solberg, was unable to make the call but intends to sign up for future chats. Clinton already had calls lined up with Madonna and Meryl Streep later in the day. Trump was apoplectic and raged at the White House staff for kow-towing to Clinton but even he realised after a while that in a post-truth world there are always winners and losers. Trump refused point-blank even to acknowledge ex-president Bill Clinton who was lounging on a couch in one corner, whatsapping Chelsea, who was travelling abroad.